Regardless of where you stand on mandated injections, people are lining up for the DarkDan Laboratories COWID* Shots. The most fun you’ll have with a little squirt that makes everything better. (Due to local liquor laws, we aren’t allowed to administer COWID shots in bars and restaurants. So schedule your… Ahem… Private injection today!)
(We have lowered our prices on “used” needles. If you want a clean one, buy your own!)